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PortlySpartacus Jan 4, 2015 7:45 pm

Ok people, move along now.

aGeist Jan 5, 2015 7:25 am


Originally Posted by hitman1420 (Post 23228879)
This is the way MS should be done. ONLY 1 GC purchase at a time.

If you need to buy multiple GCs, drive away after each purchase, hang out for an hour or 2 in your car and come back to purchase another one ^

Yeah, I love to waste my time.

AlohaDaveKennedy Jan 5, 2015 9:44 am

Not sure about the monkey business getting 5%, but if the monkey is a service animal you might be able to have it fly free, say on a Southwest Airlines companion pass. Indeed it has been reported that Delta does not prohibit flying monkeys as service animals.

See past posts by FT frequent flyer, Elphaba, who reports much success with flying monkeys.:p


Originally Posted by nwflyboy (Post 24101319)
But monkey business gets 5% cash back - if you know where to buy and load your monkeys.

Hint:
Cracker Barrel

ssshhhhhhh :rolleyes:


Bttc Jan 5, 2015 10:10 am


Originally Posted by AlohaDaveKennedy (Post 24104896)
Not sure about the monkey business getting 5%, but if the monkey is a service animal you might be able to have it fly free, say on a Southwest Airlines companion pass. Indeed it has been reported that Delta does not prohibit flying monkeys as service animals.

See past posts by FT frequent flyer, Elphaba, who reports much success with flying monkeys.:p

In the US, monkeys are not considered service animals. Only dogs and miniature horses count as service animals. You could probably have one as an emotional support animal.

While one flying monkey is probably acceptable, a throng of evil flying monkeys will probably not be allowed on the plane.

aGeist Jan 5, 2015 10:17 am

anyone have a line of credit with lowes or a credit card

SkyBuck Jan 5, 2015 10:43 am


Originally Posted by AlohaDaveKennedy (Post 24104896)
Not sure about the monkey business getting 5%, but if the monkey is a service animal you might be able to have it fly free, say on a Southwest Airlines companion pass. Indeed it has been reported that Delta does not prohibit flying monkeys as service animals.

Are we talking about monkeys who are flying because they are on a plane, or is this a reference to "flying monkeys" (like the ones from Oz) who have wings? If the latter, they had better keep their seatbelts on in the plane, because if they start flying around, especially in the Economy cabin, it is not only a danger to the human passengers, but it introduces enough questions about relativity (the scientific kind, not the philosophical or ontological kind) to make Einstein go bananas.

That is, if there are any bananas left after the FA has finished with the snack basket.

stealph Jan 5, 2015 11:04 am


Originally Posted by nwflyboy (Post 24101319)
But monkey business gets 5% cash back - if you know where to buy and load your monkeys.

Hint:
Cracker Barrel

ssshhhhhhh :rolleyes:

Only problem is that it's only good for first 3 months. Not very scalable IMHO..I can do 6 month opportunities but I have to draw the line somewhere. Of course, your monkeys may vary.

mikeyb45 Jan 5, 2015 11:10 am


Originally Posted by mikeyb45 (Post 24101043)
Are you guys trying to get this thread closed by derailing it into pointless blabber, tomfoolery, and monkey business? Blabber and tomfoolery are fine but I draw the line at monkey business.

Oh gosh, in my effort to re-rail this thread, it's actually gotten further off track. You guys have devolved into straight up horse-play, and that's just completely unacceptable. I'm pretty sure SW won't allow horses to fly free.

hitman1420 Jan 5, 2015 11:08 pm


Originally Posted by aGeist (Post 24104122)
Yeah, I love to waste my time.

I see sarcasm is not your strong suit :p

aGeist Jan 6, 2015 6:55 am


Originally Posted by hitman1420 (Post 24109348)
I see sarcasm is not your strong suit :p

Now I feel stupid. :eek:

ZzzzX Jan 6, 2015 8:30 am


Originally Posted by nwflyboy (Post 24101319)
But monkey business gets 5% cash back - if you know where to buy and load your monkeys.

Hint:
Cracker Barrel

ssshhhhhhh :rolleyes:

Even better and more profitable if you move your monkeys by the barrel.

ZzzzX Jan 6, 2015 8:32 am


Originally Posted by Bttc (Post 24105053)
In the US, monkeys are not considered service animals. Only dogs and miniature horses count as service animals. You could probably have one as an emotional support animal.

While one flying monkey is probably acceptable, a throng of evil flying monkeys will probably not be allowed on the plane.

Nor are they welcome in Kansas.

bjk497 Jan 6, 2015 10:54 am


Originally Posted by ZzzzX (Post 24111366)
Nor are they welcome in Kansas.

Zzzzx, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

nwflyboy Jan 6, 2015 11:46 am


Originally Posted by ZzzzX (Post 24111350)
Even better and more profitable if you move your monkeys by the barrel.

Glad to see someone is paying attention.

Fico2Go Feb 6, 2015 10:24 pm

I've been buying 2 separate VGCs or MPs, or VRs per store visit for the past year. No issue. Try not to have two separate charges in the same amount. But then, I have 5 stores on the same street within a couple blocks of each other.

Now if anyone would like to share the Hello1 and Hello2 methods with me I would appreciate it. I've given some hot tips on FT, and would appreciate someone willing to reciprocate. PM me if privacy is an issue. Thanks


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