Originally Posted by kiwicounter (Post 8738477)

That is pretty sad, but then Jack Daniel's isn't that great anyway.

Originally Posted by tfmpa (Post 8743420)

Might be time for your emergency kit:

two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers . . . and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls"