Sounds more entertaining than the guy who I had on my flight last night. The FA's started to block the entrance to the front lav on CO432 (IAH->LGA on a 737-800). He stormed up there and was turned back by the female FA since the pilots were coming out just before they started landing. She explained politely that the pilots were coming out to use the lav.

He got angry and upset. She suggested he use one of the rear lavs. He said something about how this was supposed to be "First Class" (as if there's anything special about FC on a 737-800).

She started to look concerned and looked to me (a beefy guy in 1B) and then back at the male FA in Y. He came up to the front quickly and took over for her. She moved back to Y. The guy starts venting to the male FA about being turned away from the lav and keeps making ridiculous comments and talking about how much of a hurry he's in. Eventually the pilots all rotate to the facilities and the door is locked. Then the guy goes in and walks out in moments.

Some people...

Its usually because they run out of fingernails to chew on and toenails are to difficult to access on a plane.

Um, not always - at least I hope not always.

I like to use barf bags as book marks. Is that weird?
I just wish continentals were still branded instead of plain ones. I always take one from the asian airlines I fly (xiamen, shanghai, air china) and use them later as a cool (if not weird) lunch bag.:p

Call the FAA!!! :D

If you use a Kindle, yes, it is really weird.

"...first takes the barf bag, and puts it on the middle seat. Then she takes the CO magazine and starts tearing page by page and puts the cut pages in the bag...."

Maybe she was going to do the old Harlem Globetrotters routine. Act like the bag is full and toss the confetti into someone's face.:D

Weirdest behavior I ever witnessed on a plane; a young man sitting across and a couple of rows ahead spent three hours clenching and unclenching his fists about every two seconds... weird, just weird...