Unfortunately I can not make this fine feline event! http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/frown.gif

Get well and enjoy! http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/smile.gif

See you soon, in any case I'm sure! http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/wink.gif

I'll be there.

Bruce

Since this is clearly shoulder season, and Catman missed us last week at Buenos Aires del Norte, you may count me in.

Anyway, I need to check on the progress of my application for Larry University. http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/biggrin.gif

Huh???

Oh well, I'm going back to digesting the huge Bellagio buffet, where I said to one of the chefs, "This is wild boar? It tastes like domesticated boar to me! http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/wink.gif

Maybe it was wild before they cooked it, but it was likely pretty tame afterwards!

Bruce

I'm pretty sure thursday night won't be boaring...

So far it looks like:
Catman
LarryU
bdschobel
RichG
chexfan

Oh, I get it now. Sorry, I was up fairly late last night, working and digesting http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/wink.gif

Rich, The first trimester has ended and you missed quite a graduation party in early November. Enrollment for the second trimester is still open but I must receive your application by this weekend, when initiation ceremonies will be held. In case you are still undecided, here is the tentative syllabus:

- Whining and Kvetching 101 (With prior experience, you may entitled to upgrade to Whinging 151. Double upgrades are not permitted under any circumstances).

- Breakfast 101 (also offered as Hilton 151)

- Remedial People skills 101 (student attempts, and fails, to teach instructor)

- Music Appreciation 151 (Lab. At minimum, you will be expected to learn the new official coach theme song:

Yes, I’m stuck in the middle with you,
And I’m wondering what it is I should do.
It’s so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Losing control, yeah, I’m all over the place.
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you...

- Courtesy of Egan and Rafferty


- Economics 251 (By now, many people are familiar with the concept of CRM, Customer Relationship Management. In this course, we will outline the newly emerging field of CEM, Customer Elimination Management. Also offered via code share as UA 2999)

- Dermatology 351 (How to get under people’s skin. Successful completion of Remedial People skills 101 is a Prerequisite.)

All classes at Larry University are open to all customers except for employee class. This is mostly due to the fact the instructor has no class. Successful completion of the full course load will not entitle you to a degree but you will be well on your way to obtaining VIP (Very Irritating Passenger) status on a variety of carriers. You may earn brownie points but not miles.

PS

The fee schedule is still under review but pleased be forewarned that fares are non refundable and cancellation penalties apply. All classes are subject to cancellation without notice or apology and you won’t get your money back. In lieu of tuition, perhaps you can sing again http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/wink.gif

Make that SIx people: Kitty Hawk is going to be the beautiful woman among we men for the evening! http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/smile.gif

Reservations are for SIX but if anyone else wants to come please e-mail me a.s.a.p. so I can ahve West Bank adjust the reservation.

This is the best medicine.

And PremEx, Larry U and chex will make sure I stay good.

FYI for all: I am off DRUGS!!!! http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/smile.gif and I am thankful for that! http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/smile.gif

I've just stopped laughing long enough to point out that it's sous-dermatology 351 !

[This message has been edited by RichG (edited 12-12-2001).]

I would have liked to join, but unable to please extend my wishes for a speedy recovery!

Ernie

I sure wish I were too...

Gosh, Catman, you are a smooth talker!

Thank you for coming to this dinner, Larry U for putting it together, Rich G for entertaining us as the New York Ambassador does very well, Kitty Hawk's beauty, Bsobel (bruce) getting a chance to tell his story and Chex being the loveable young happy dude and good guy his always is.

Omni for Kitty Hawk: your presence here on F-T is better than those crazy pills I was taking! http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/wink.gif

PremEx: I only had a weak heinakken and a not so bad Guinness in a bottle. The beer dispensers at West Bank are still broken since the renovations.

But I am off the pills! http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/smile.gif