I have the absolute best. It's about 28" wide by 16" deep, and seems to be made of 1/4" plywood. What makes it the absolute best?

1) It has a cutout on one side that accommodates my gut, very useful. ^
2) It has my name burnished into the top, and is decorated with lots of funny and interesting symbols. ^
3) It was made by my son in shop class about 10 years ago. ^^^