American Airlines
Abort! Abort!
Always Awful

Alitalia

Always Late In Transit, Always Late In Arrival
Airplane Landed In Tokyo And Luggage In Atlanta
A Little Italian T*t And Lotsa Italitan *ss
A Little Italian Tradition And Lotsa Italian Attitude

BA
Bloody Awful
British Apoplectic

BOAC
Better On A Camel
Blast Off And Crash

Boeing
Broken Off Engines In Numerous Gardens

BWIA
Baggage Wandering In Africa
Better Walk If you're Able
Born to Wait In Airports
But Will I Arrive?

Delta
Damaged Engines Limit Take-off Ability
Departures Extra-Late, Tardy Arrivals
Directed Everybody's Luggage To Atlanta
Doesn't Even Leave The Airport
Doesn't Ever Let Terrorists Aboard
Doesn't Experience Like This Andrenalize?
Don't Even Let Them Aboard
Drunken Engineers Land Too Abruptly

El Al
Every Landing Always Late
Every Landing Always Lousy
Everyones Luggage Always Lost

Qantas
Queasy and Nauseous, Tired And Sick
Queers And Nymphomaniacs Trained As Stewards
Quick And Nasty Transportation, Australian Style
Quite A Neat Trick, Arriving Safely
Quite A Nice Trip, Any Survivors?
Quits Air-travel, Next Time Approaches Ship

Virgin
Very Interesting Ride: Going Into Nymphos

Varig
Virgin's Are Rare In Glasgow