Originally Posted by
Basset
Can't remember the specifics but once after a slightly bumpy landing the PA announcement was "Once Captain Kangaroo has got us to the gate.."
Was on a flight once where the announcement went like this after one of those where you're wondering on which side the aircraft will hit the tarmac:
"Welcome to <forgot where>. Civil aviation regulations require our pilots to make a certain number of automated landings each year <pause>. As I'm sure you have figured out, this wasn't one of them".