"...I go to the store office and sign up with a ficticous name and a ficticous address...." MisterNice
I've had to fill out their forms to get a discount also. Where it says "address or phone number" I just fill in "I live under a bridge". The manager informed me that I would not be able to cash a check.... I told him I didn't think the store was a bank and all I was seeking was my discount.