<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by Western Airlines:
You're taking all this way too seriously. Lighten up, have some wine, watch some porn, get laid, and call us in the morning.</font>
Responding in order:
1. The anger management classes failed! It's the airlines turn to get dumped on by me!
2. Opening a Merlot for diner tonight!
3. Have one in the VCR
4. See "Sweet Thing" this weekend
5. You didn't leave your number!
And BTW it is a definite stretch but the visual and verbiage are indeed dramatic don't you think?