Originally Posted by
abmj-jr
I can't believe that I've never read that thread! What a disaster.

And unfortunately, mostly self-inflicted.
I read it about 2 years ago and it still as pure gold as the day it was created. The day he drunk the bar dry and vomited on himself had me in tears. A masterful troll or the most hapless person ever to visit Japan. Either way- brilliant. But for the OP, lots of good ideas there for sure.