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Old May 12, 2008 | 4:16 pm
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What the news link says:

"Investigators say the woman told an airline employee that she hadn't been checked."She mentioned to a Jet Blue employee that she had not been screened," said NFTA spokesman Doug Hartmeyer. "The Jet Blue employee then "

How the news link ends:

"took her down to the NFTA police, who immediately notified the TSA. At that time, the TSA shut down the security checkpoint. The East and West concourses were then evacuated, and bomb dogs brought in."

How the news link SHOULD end IF there was any sanity left in this world:

"took her down to the NFTA police, who after questioning the woman and finding it was a confused passenger (known in industry slang as a "Kettle") who made an honest mistake, wrote down her name and address and made her raise her hand and swear under penalty of perjury "I did NOT bring any atomic bombs, dirty bombs, single or binary chemical bombs, flamethrowers, hand grenades, guns, knives, brass knuckles, kitchen sinks, illegal immigrants, drugs, diamonds, currency or convertable instruments, pirated Microsoft software or Madonna CDs, water, yogurt or any liquid over 3.4 ounces into this sterile area and did not hand off same to any tewwowists, plant in a trashcan, or leave any behind a toilet tank where a perverted US Senator might find it." After which the police thanked her for her honesty, and said "You're plane is boarding, have a nice flight to New York." Event over, case closed.
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