this actually got me kind of interested, so I've done some quick adding (rough, since I don't have the real figures in front of me):

2 trips australia
2 trips hawaii
1 trip pdx
= 67,000 status miles

and the cost:
$1200 + $1600
$700 + $900
$400
= $4800

which comes out to 7.16 cents per status mile. I think UA is less happy with me compared to $83,745!!!! Jeez, how do you spend that much money on air travel??