Reminds me of an old Emo Phillips routine ...
"Eternity is a long time, my friends. It's hard to imagine how long it is.
Imagine you are at the supermarket checkout line and there's 15 people ahead of you ...
and each one has a full basket of groceries ...
and none of the items are marked ...
and everyone wants to pay by check ...
and it's the girl's first day on the job ...
and she doesn't speak English.
You take a few minutes off that, and you start to get an idea of how long Eternity is."