In Canada the stupidity of our version of the TSA is astounding. That's why I'm making it my mission in life to delay every security line I ever enter into. You should see these retards in action. They don't even try to pretend really.

They've got the security line right next to the exit door for arrivals at my airport. The bugger flippers and cleaning staff just swipe their passes and walk on through the exit, bypassing security. You see them walk out of the terminal have a smoke and then walk on back waving to the security people. No one could possibly claim that this is secure at all and yet we have to go through this charade. We pay $12 each way for this.