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Old Apr 25, 2008, 5:57 pm
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Originally Posted by Flaflyer
"How do you get put on No Fly List?"

Why do you ask? Do you like WANT to get on this list? If so, it is only three easy steps:

1. Approach any TSA checkpoint.
2. Hand them your BP and ID.
3. Say "That is my real name, but my Flyertalk nic is "Spiff".

Congratulations, you're on the list. ^
i'll do 1 and 2 but then say salaam aleikum followed by the 3 swear words and one really bad phrase i know in arabic (loosely speaking it involves a camel and the person's mom). if they ask what i just said, maybe i'll them that i learned them from goalie-dad who just happened to be born in cairo (which just happens to be the truth)
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