Smirnoff said, "Please do not walk around the F cabin half-naked, as people seem to like doing these days. Especially if you have a beer belly and a hairy back (the types who seem to like doing this)." Now, a hairy beer belly is something I would have trouble resisting! I would make up a big ol bear's seat in a snap, beating the Crew to it! Only trouble would be the irresistible urge to join the Mile High Club!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!