Originally Posted by
chunkiemonkie
Dude/babe, if I could invent a time machine, I'd go back to the dawn of time and ensure that the creator gave all of us supersonic wings so that we wouldn't have to spend 13 hours in a metal dildo to get from New York to Beijing.
This has been the one redeeming point made in the thread to date. I got a chuckle out of it. The OP is still blantantly incorrect and hilariously sticking to their guns re: change fees, but that line made me laugh a little.