Well my all too cooperative imaginative friend - you are similar to our CBSA people - you see evil everywhere. As a matter of fact, I have been to Thailand several times and came back with a laptop and two expensive digital cameras - WOW - I must be really evil!
No, part of the time I was working at a boring factory and part of the time I was Scuba diving with one camera and taking pictures of elephants with the other one. You see, most stories are just boring and benign but the CSBA and yourself just do not get that.