Originally Posted by
FliesWay2Much
He "clears" my wallet and hands it back to me. I said, "Not so fast! Wait here while I count my money." He stops in his tracks. I guess he had never had a passenger be so aggressive towards him. I won an Academy Award going through the motions of counting my bills slowly and deliberately. (FYI, I had no idea how much money I was carrying -- certainly less than about $50.00). I said, "You're lucky, pal. It's all here. You're free to go." I honestly have no idea why I added the "You're free to go" comment. The screener (He was a Lead Screener.) didn't look me in the eye from then on.
Heaven as my witness: I wish I was making this up.
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Sweet Lord that was hilarious!!!! I've got to take a blood pressure pill to calm down from that one!
I'm going to have to add that to my "Snarky FTer Response" repertoire!!
I've only had one wallet issue about 3 years ago. Got a secondary because I cleared the WTMD from the Customs area in IAH but the TSOs were too busy jawing to notice. When they finally realized that my carry-on had already passed through the x-ray, the MD TSO asked me to step back through..."Sorry guy, I'm not holding up the line just because you weren't paying attention." So he wanded me, felt the wallet in my pocket and asked be to take it out. Well I did but I held it in my hand. He wanted it in one of the little bins so he could "inspect" it. "Inspect with the wand and your eyes
while I hold it, you want to lay hands on it I suggest you call that airport cop over most rickey-tick!" He just moved on to the next passenger after that.