<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by JerseyJoe:
LAX UA 1K
Your solution is so simple its scary. Please update your resume and send it to United. I think they might need a new CEO real soon 
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Way too easy, and way too customer-focused. No offense, but you'd fail the first round of interviews at UA.