Originally Posted by
The Bees Knees
There's not an irony smiley, but I assume that was your intention - in reference to a city where I gather they employ people to shove you onto overcrowded tube trains...

Well, they just have a great capacity management. Number of trains cannot be improved as all lines here are running every two minutes (needless to mention that they are always on time) already, so the double pax capacity per metro car by those shall we say "yield managers". They usually are touching you very unobtrusively, so no worries :-)