Originally Posted by
thenelsons
My husband calls me shameless for trying these tactics but I have a decent success rate with asking nicely/begging and even better with the "tip" technique BUT I am thinking that if the stay is a week or longer that I'd try $50 since it will be well worth your money in most instances. Seeing these tactics in print makes me feel normal

I HAVE to ask though.....how do you finesse the clerk with KFC? Do you just come out and say " I have this mighty fine bucket of breasts and thighs- if you could just find me a room upgrade" ??
Methinks it's a function of the lack of a KFC on Lanai. If there's no McDonalds on Lanai, then a Big Mac might function in a pinch.