I'm with the 'A380 is cute' camp. And I've seen quite a few of them, in various states of undress!
She looks like she is concentrating very hard - perhaps a plane that big has to think about it very much to get off the ground?
Besides, stop going on about her size - she'll get a complex and develop anorexia

Have you ever tried to fly to SIN on a plane which refuses to refuel?!
(yes, I'm bored at work

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