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Old Mar 23, 2008 | 12:41 pm
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zvezda
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The polite solution is to carry a new pacifier sealed in the original packaging and give it to the mum.

If that doesn't work, wait until cabin crew ask you what you'd like to drink. Answer, loudly enough for the mum to hear, "I'd like a glass of fresh warm blood [pause] taken from a screaming baby."
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