Welp, it looks like 'toad is "fixin" to prepare y'alls minds so that the "Free" State of Texas ain't foreign.

Speakin' of "fixin", the 'toad left out the explanation of this very important word. So, "fixin" can be used as follows:

"I'm fixin to go to town." "The wagon is fixin to break down." The store is fixin to have a sale." "All Texans are fixin to welcome Flyertalkers to the Lone Star State." "Ma is fixin steak 'n aigs tonite." "We're havin tortillas an' all the fixins."