Congrats Jamflyer for becoming a member of the greatest board on the web! We look forward to your continued contributions!

A couple of "membership" matters:

1. It has come to our attention that your name could conjure up (in an extremely small number of members) visions of flying processed fruit products. This could possibly be quite deleterious mentally to such members. In order to continue your membership, we require that you give us a detailed justification for choosing such a handle. We may require you to fax.... Er -- never mind!

2. Make sure you have paid your membership dues. Checks made payable to The Onefreeman Retirement Trust.... Er never mind!

Sorry folks -- just another day waiting for party a to talk to party c so party b (me) can get paid!