At the San Juan Marriott earlier this morning. Still wiping the sleep from my eyes, I noticed the slip of paper just inside the door. Assuming it was my checkout bill, I picked it up to take a quick look. Instead of the bill, it was a "Dear Valued Guest" letter from management informing me that during the night a guest had jumped from a high floor balcony, was now deceased, and the police were investigating. The letter concluded that the hotel was sorry for any inconvenience.