Much hilarity on a DEN-OAK flight last night; they called for passengers to board and a whole group of people in first class and/or with status simply stood around the gate refusing to be the first person in line. The gate agent, exasperated, finally said "Does anyone want to get on this plane?" and called for people in the last few rows to board. Suckers. First person was pulled out, and the third person too. *Then* the people with status got on, none of them subject to extra scrutiny.