Originally Posted by
HookTheBrotherUp
I did not consider that, thank you!
BTW, I've never heard of SPOTters.

Was that joke, or is there such a thing? If so, what do they do exactly?
Sadly, not a joke. They're another "layer" of TSA who hang out in the airports looking for nervous people, because everyone knows that terrorists are always nervous. Head over to the TS/S forum for more details.