I don't drink all that much--I will have a glass of wine or an Old Fashioned now and then, or a good beer (life's too short to drink bad beer) or two, but in general, maybe once or twice a month. I've been known to go six months without a drop, then have a few beers and then go another six months without. Not because I'm anti-alcohol, just not something I do often. Though I have come to realize that when drunk, I seem to think I'm a genius and offer my opinion to any and all. This assertion (that I'm a genius and everyone needs to listen to me) has yet to be corroborated by anyone who's seen me in that state.

So I try to hold myself short of getting that far.