I rather like this topic and would like to poll the audience. How many believe that

A) The airline would intentionally fail to load a corkscrew, in order to cut costs.
B) There actually was a corkscrew on the aircraft but the staff was unable to find it.
C) No veteran alcoholics such as myself were on board to remove the corks with their (well, anyway I paid for 'em) teeth.
D) The "featured" wine was never loaded on the plane to begin with.

Please feel free to vote for any or all of the above choices, or to submit your own theories.

Doakes