Ha ha ha, you've obviously never been on business class on United.
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Yeah, the salmon is quite adequate. I've always enjoyed it.
I've also had a tasty pasta dish.
Its airline food - I have little expectation apart from not getting food poisoning.
No dessert? For some reason, I always seem to be stuffing my face with cookies, ha ha ha. Maybe I'm just lucky (or a total pig), but I don't ever really ask for them, they just magically appear.
I've also had a few good breakfasts. Again - its airplane food. If I don't get indigestion afterwards, I consider it a win-win situation