Received this email today:

SM SHOPPING – 1000 BONUS MILES
A special offer for our valued Medallion members.

Hello Ms. ShopAround,

We are pleased to announce that SkyMiles Shopping is now offering Medallion members a way to earn 1000 Bonus Miles when you sign up for the first time. All you have to do is spend $50 or more at any of the participating stores below by April 30th. Plus, once you are a member you will have the opportunity to earn more miles at featured stores through skymilesshopping.com/medallion.

Merchants listed are Macy's, Nordstrom, Barnes and Noble, Lands End and Sephora.

I assume that "sign up for the first time" means that only people who don't already have a Skymiles Shopping account are eligible. Which I assume would disqualify most - if not all - of us here on FT.