<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by Frequent Freak:
..to the extent the cola wars matter nowadays </font>
http://www.theonion.com/onion3113/colawar.html
<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by unixone:
...I guess my personal carry-on will be a 2 Liter of Diet Coke. </font>
Or go all out:
http://www.theonion.com/onion3011/cola.html