So... I'm sitting on E concourse at IAH outside the President's Club with the usual assortment of a handful of wifi users and a CSR comes out, sticks her hand in front of each of us, and says "Two Dollars" (a joke).

Then, she walks off to get one of those disgusting deep fried pretzels at Auntie Anne's, and says "You're stealing from us, you know?"

Stealing? I think not.