Hammertoad (I LOVE that name!):

It doesn't matter how tight you roll 'em, there's no way to keep those patches lit! The only solution on long flights is to cut the top and bottom of the cigarette pack off and light the whole thing at once. When you've smoked it down, you SHOULD have enough nicotine in your system to last you until tomorrow. Of course, you have to handle the staggers well enough to get through security after you're done!

-Your fellow member of the Great Unwashed