Definition of "RUDE"---Living in a city that is served by an airline that won't give you something that you didn't pay for & don't deserve.

Definition of "Whale"---Getting "comped" because you have the potential to spend alot of money for an airline ticket & they want your business.

Definition of "Lite"---UAL putting a "saucer of cream" out & the "Cats" won't leave!


Definition of "Snivler"---Not having the "Dinero" to be a "Whale".

Definition of "Premier"---A guy that runs to the front of the line, shouting "out of my way premier coming thru".