To the German gent of room 921 at IC- Midplaza Jakarta, I heard, initially with voyeuristic pleasure, then with envy ( the 2am-4 am non stop action and then again at 7 am!) subsequently with disdain (since I missed my morning alarm and run) every word and sound of your amorous night yesterday. I heard you say your full throated partner was like a "volcano", her counting of the number of times she "erupted" ( 10 plus?), that your boss liked "fleshy " women and was there along with his partner when it all started, that your friend in Germany has attempted suicide three times without success ( not sure how that was connected to the rampage of pleasure in the room), that this night had broken all "records", and that you were drunk and had to get to work the next day but it was only 4.00 am...

I also know you know, that I knew what transpired since you heard the room service delivery at 7.30 am and quietened down.

Its a pity we didn't meet since, despite being made to feel completely inadequate, I would have bowed my head in deep reverence for such an excellent demonstration of libido and endurance and if I may have been so bold to ask for your partners number just to find out if all that transpired was real and if had recovered.

Fellow travellers be warned that interconnecting rooms are porous to sound at this otherwise nice IC.

P.S>

Any experience in how I could claim compensation for a really tough night?