I
love the
'even though we know you love our hotel gear and want to steal it to promote our brand... please don't steal and buy instead from our gift shop' labels on everything in Le Meridien.
Tricky (tacky!) towel takers, are you stealing for the thrill or because you feel you did not get something you wished for while at the hotel?
As long as the hotel does not downgrade the quality of the towels due to a lack of guest ethics:
Yes, please, refine your act to increase the risks and thrills - then confess here.

...and prove it!