This is the funniest site I have ever visited.
Don't be ridiculous JAWS_II, you don't fly to Alabama. You fly to NAWLINS and then do a combination of walkin, crawlin and swamp-boatin. They accept two or three fifths of anything in lieu of passports. Unless, of course, you are headin for LA (Lower Alabama) which if the Riveria of Alabama, then you have to wear shirts and shoes when you are more than 300 feet from salt water.