Recent Channel 9 experiences:
UA27- OFF! Asked the FA and she said "This Captain? Nope. He said something about..." at which point I cut in and said "let me guess, youtube," to which she responded "mhm." I explained to her in-flight what this really meant, as well as the passengers around me (including a GS 3MM).

UA946 and UA947 on 01/19 and 01/20. HAH! Probably UA's worst captain, although story will follow in the trip report. Let's just say both flights the captain had no time to talk, and even showed up late for the first flight, causing a delay.

UA946 01/21. ON! One of UA's best, with more details to follow in trip report. Had a 10 minute announcement after takeoff, which almost had me rolling on the floor.