BDO Prevents Distrurbed Man From Damaging Aircraft
SACRAMENTO - A BDO observed a very agitated individual near the security checkpoint at SMF today. Using his advanced behavioral detection skills the BDO deemed the disturbed man to be a potential threat to the airport, passengers and aircraft. The BDO requested backup from two Sacramento County Sherrif's deputies who were totally clueless to the imminent threat right under their noses. Using his powers as a federal officer, the BDO "federalized" the duputies and had them escort the criminaly insane man to a detention center. The detained cyberterrorist is #3 on the INTERPOL most wanted list and only speaks Farsi, had 3 forged passports, an unusually large sum of cash (>$300), a 20oz bottle of a dangerous liquid and a non-RealID compliant driver license from New Mexico--a state known for issuing driver licenses to illegal aliens. Further subtle probing by the heroic BDO got "The Catch" to admit to his drug smuggling operations, running the biggest offshore gambling-kiddie porn-secret banking website, owning The Pirate Bay and the assasination of Jimmy Hoffa thus closing 70% of the nation's cold case files. The BDO will receive a promotion and lateral transfer to become the new Western Hemisphere SAIC/Deputy Director of the Secret Service.