So I'm hanging around the lobby at SMF, waiting to pick up a friend who is flying in from ORD. He's a private pilot and we're going to fly over to Napa for dinner in the evening if the weather holds - which it didn't as it turned out but oh well.
I've got my trusty Briggs & Riley computer bag with me just in case he's delayed so I can get some work done. I'm standing against the wall over by the gift shop. I go into the shop and buy a soda, when I come out I'm "spotted". In retrospect I remember seeing this guy staring at me earlier.
Here's the gist of the conversation:
Spot: Excuse me, sir.
Me: Yes, can I help you?
Spot (points at computer bag): What kind of bag is that?
Me: Why do you ask? Are you looking to buy one?
Spot: Just asking, that's all. Are you flying today?
Me: Yes.
(which was a true statement - just not on an airline, that's all)
Spot: Where to?
Me: Why do you want to know? I don't know you.
Spot (a bit flustered, pulls out an ID): I'm with the TSA.
Me: That's nice. But you haven't answered my question.
Spot: Just a security check.
Me: Sorry, but I refuse to answer your questions.
Right about then a couple of Sacramento County sheriff's deputies assigned to SMF walk by so Spot calls them over.
Spot: He refuses to answer my questions about his travels today.
Deputy 1: Is that true?
Me: Yes sir.
Deputy 2: Do you mind telling me why?
Me: Because what I am doing in a public place is none of his business and unless I happen to be flying out of this airport then I'm not talking to him.
Spot (in an accusing tone of voice): You said you were flying today.
Deputy 2: Well?
Me: That is true. I am flying today. On a private plane. From Sacramento Executive airport, not here. I'm here waiting to meet an arriving passenger on the Chicago flight. The TSA guy asked me if I was flying today. I answered yes, because I didn't want to be accused of lying to a federal agent. It's his fault for not asking the right questions, not mine.
Deputy 1 chuckles.
Deputy 2 pulls Spot aside and they have an animated conversation. Spot walks away, goes up the escalators towards airside.
Deputy 2: Sorry for the inconvenience sir. Please go about your business.
Me: Appreciate your service. Thanks and be safe.
I return to my "spot" on the wall.