Interesting, I am told that the socialization process in east lansing begins with lighting couches on fire and being teargassed

Psychologically perhaps the cigars and beer were a way to break free of my inner WASP? All I know right now is I love my ML card, the concierge rocks and helps me open doors I cannot myself. Alas the feeling didnt last long just as I started to feel monied and a genuine member of the leisure class some rich punks around here have began to flash their way into clubs and events with cent cards. Sadly the annual fee on those is about 1/15th of my income.