<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Originally posted by mdtony:
Now, when flying real airlines, I've run into some sketchy people. But I've never heard parole officers mentioned.</font>
Because the only criminals on Southwest are unsuccessful or busted ones. The successful criminals, who make plenty of money and are too good at it to get busted, fly transcons in F on UA and other "real" airlines. Enjoy mingling with them!