Originally Posted by HookTheBrotherUp

I had the unfortunate experience right after Christmas flying IAH-SFO with a foul person. I was in 1B, the offender in 1A. He walked onboard with a to-go bag from Pappadeaux's. I should have know something was up.

First, he kept burping, loudly and it stunk. He did have the courtesy to apologize at first. This was before the flight even took off. Later he kept burping and talking to himself, blaming Pappadeaux's.

Two hours into the flight is when the magic really started happening, he began to flatulate! He knew it too because he was leaned over to his window sleeping, but when he did his thing, he would crack an eye to see if I noticed. The second time he did, I just starred right back at him.

I wanted to get up and proclaim that it was not me as I was not the only one who smelled it. Finally when we landed and as if to say goodbye as we were waiting for the cabin door to be opened, he let one out again, but this time the FA noticed and wondered what that smell was! The pilot also came out of the cockpit and they exchanged jokes, and the pilot said welcome to San Francisco! I wanted to say don't blame SF, blame this guy.

Before we left IAH, he was on the phone talking to his "pardner". I thought he was speaking to someone in SF, but it turns out it was his buddy in coach. I overheard him say he'll 'see what he can do', and moments later he asked me if I would like to switch with his friend in coach! ??