When you reach:

25,000 Miles: voucher good for one free "Dubba Bubba Grease Burger" at the Jet Express truck stop, exit 34B

35,000 Miles: free Right Guard deodorant (stick or aerosol). Makes a great gift for your seatmate!

50,000 Miles: free heavy duty Master padlock and chain - enjoy a peaceful night's sleep without having your suitcase stolen.

80,000 Miles: Upgrade to the forward cabin! Same seat but a view of the tail lights ahead of you.

120,000 Miles: Free admission to Ancora Psychiatric Hospital for one month stay

------------------
Addicted to airline miles? Check out: Mileage Workshop --- "You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." - Frank Zappa (1940-93)