Firstly i'll get 50k BA Miles just for dumping some money in there (25k after 30 days + 25k anually).

Secondly i don't get half of the services below from my Citibank USD a/c:

All of the pluses, none of the minuses
At last, a genuine multi-currency account. Advantage International makes dealing with different currencies easy, offers competitive interest rates and a money-saving package of extra benefits. It's what UK expats, foreign nationals living in the UK and international travellers have been crying out for.

Multi-currency in a single account
Advantage International lets you receive income streams in most of the world's major currencies, then pay bills or transfer money in any currency you hold - all within a single account.

Preferential rates for savings and overdrafts
Convenience isn't the only benefit. You'll also enjoy preferential rates of interest on any credit balances. Even better rates on Fixed Term deposits. And pre-agreed overdrafts will cost you less.

Dedicated service
Your relationship management team is experienced in all areas of offshore banking. They can advise on investments, arrange loans and mortgages, and put you in touch with tax and trust specialists.

An exclusive package of benefits
Advantage International has been designed with pleasure in mind. It comes complete with a whole host of insurance and lifestyle benefits that could save you money.

Credit or Charge Cards
Our sterling credit card offers flexible payment options whilst our US dollar and euro charge cards, settle monthly by automated direct payment from your Advantage International account.

Ideally....i'd prefer a bank that would clear a USD Cheque in less than 5,000 years (sorry got a little carried away), i mean 28days, though this is the UK and not the USA.