You have gone off on a tangent on just about every point there.. I have no intention of trying to refute them one by one as you clearly have already made up your mind.

How many times in this thread have you been told that it is NOT necessarily the food that is a problem... many things will be allowed in- If you declare them first!.. it is the fact that YOU did not declare them that led to your problems. Is your (strange?) assertion that chocolate is not a food item a result of sheer embarrassment (as a frequent traveller) at being caught out like that - with a "novices" error? The level of emotional content seems to indicate something like that....

To describe AQIS beagles as "flithy diseased" mutts is as good an example of your hyperbole as anything.... Care to provide evidence that they ARE diseased as you assert? Or "filthy"? Show us evidence of them drooling or urinating on passengers bags?

Thought not....

But here is a thought. If you can't cope with the entry requirements/documentation (which millions of people from all round the world - yes the forms are available in a multitude of languages - manage just fine every year), and if you disagree so vehemently with this Sovereign nations immigration clearance procedures...

Then don't come here! It's your choice after all....