I'm afraid all that nonsense over on 'Only Randy Petersen' has found its way here:

VDB is Voluntarily Denied Boarding
Which FTer's are famous for hoarding
It's a payment that made
To stop the boarding charade
And as a form of inconvenience rewarding

Operational upgrades take place
When airlines lack seating space
They're based on status
And you sit in front gratis
Which we wish was always the case...

I'll get my coat...


[This message has been edited by MatthewClement (edited 12-05-2001).]